what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
OMG
OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE
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This picture is so much better than those when you actually see where the screws came from. Because those pictures give people ideas.. This could in theory be from your remote controller or something, even though I think they’re from somewhere else.
cutters will know..
I have lots and lots of these…
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Do we really have to take this?
A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words.
Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.
I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up.
So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?
Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.
I don’t want to have my titties banged.
I am not an easy lay.
I don’t deserve this.
Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?
Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.
Holy shit. People are so dumb.

(via TumbleOn)everyone should reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it
thanks
I needed that
just throwing it out there, i made this post. this is my handwriting. this was my heart going into this and i created it. and someone’s stolen it and it just isn’t right.
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20

So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.