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I just lost the GAME

Nicolas - I'm just your average weirdo.
Aug 1 '14

howempty:

m3rmaid—tears:

mentalalchemy:

dj-baby-bokchoy:

this is fucked up

this fucked me up

YO WHAT THE FUCK
I NEED A CIGARETTE
NO BUT REALLY WHAT DID I JUST GO THROUGH READING THIS

Wtf

Aug 1 '14
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Aug 1 '14

(Source: sunlitcas)

Jul 31 '14
calislimitededition:

This is absolutely adorable! Jean x Marco

calislimitededition:

This is absolutely adorable! Jean x Marco

Jul 31 '14

inverted-typo:

innerekonflikt:

how have I lived without seeing this

Jul 31 '14

(Source: leifkatten)

Jul 31 '14

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)

Jul 31 '14

pokernon:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

(Source: eharmonized)

Jul 31 '14
criedwolves:

photobooth with the bf

criedwolves:

photobooth with the bf

Jul 31 '14
skogsbrynet:

No way am I tagging all these.

skogsbrynet:

No way am I tagging all these.